Easter's First Job

Easter had her first job this past week and she did a very good job at the beginning of the day. She spent her time calling voters asking them about important issues. She got her first write-up for trying to futher her own cause instead of sticking to the script. She spent most of her time on the phones trying to get voters to call our govenor to stop him from replacing all candy and pop machines in schools with healthy juice and snack items. What a silly bunny. Since she could not be trusted on the phones I sent her to do some cleaning, but she still had candy and soda on her mind. When I went to check on her, I found her climbing into the machines. She ate a ton of candy and drank two huge energy drinks. After drinking the energy drinks, she went absolutely crazy, hopping around on people's heads, knocking things off the cubicles, we tried to catch her, but she was way to fast. She finally slowed down and started moaning and groaning, because all of the candy and the energy drinks made her so sick. When we got home and she went straight to bed promising that she would not ever eat candy or drink energy drinks again. Yeah, right!